February 2011
Next on the list for mouth sex?
JUDY SCHU.
I just have to see if I can find a bag of Wunderbars.
And then?
She gets some fun.
January 2011
The askbox is open for your marvelous instructions...
Being followed by another comedy writer.
That’s how he bills himself.
I don’t call myself that.
Mainly because I just play loosey goosey.
It’s for others to decide if it is funny.
Meanwhile?
I tweeted that Redbook had 45 sweet & hot ways to have fun with a guy and no sweet Thai chili recipes.
They RT’d me and linked to a chili recipe.
I laughed.
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Warning...
I will take every opportunity to use Tumblr to shriek like Geddy Lee.
SAYLESMEN!
OOOOOH YEAH, OOOOOH YEAH. FINDING MY WAY!
shiraselko replied to your post: Hello, Tumblios!
How about Tumb Sawyer.
Hello, Tumblios!
I can’t get the hang of this nickname thing.
I’ll just call you Tom Tumbs.
Making It Up As I Go Along: Proposing Movie Monday →
thatchris:
comedyandpoetry:
How about everyone post the 10 movies that they would reccommend to someone? What do you think?
Okay, 10 movies I would recommend…
1) Two-Lane Blacktop - Meditative, almost zen like rumination on what happens when you’re out there running just to be on the run, to quote John Prine.
2) Across 110th Street - Greil Marcus once said it should be called...
Poem?
in no room
where we meet
with our bodies
fast and tender
you complete me
even though
i am not
incomplete
you open me
every time
you close
my hand
in yours.
Confession...
Few things make me paranoid like paying taxes.
So guess what I am doing today?
I collect tax on all of my invoices.
Except US ones.
And I did quite a few US project invoices toward the end of the year.
So the amount of tax I collected v. actual sales is out of whack.
Really out of whack
Which makes me nervous.
Really nervous.
Oh well.
Apropos of nothing...
Miles Davis On The Corner: Complete Sessions is a mother.
A MOTHER.
Word.
Today...
…I will devote more time to work than to determining a name for this big snogasm we’re supposed to be getting.
Honest.
Also...
To remind you all that no one is a celebrity…
…with only a couple of exceptions related to my work, I’ve never been invited to participate in any presentations or be interviewed by the media.
Particularly not about social media.
Not once.
Nor have I won any awards for my social media presence.
And I am not only okay with that…
…my aim is to keep it that way.
But I haven't even been to Suffragette City...
Dear Consignment Beneficiary, My name is Harry James a United State Baggage Handling Officer here at Elk City,OK Municipal Airport and I urgently write to inform you that I have just discovered Two abandoned Metallic Trunk Boxes in our storage office bearing your Name and your contact email on it.Note that with instructions handed me by my superior officer you are advised to confirm and...
Spammers really don't know you have to get to your...
‘Though i have not considered this medium to be the best manner to have approached you on this issue being that the Internet has been greatly abused over the recent years and is very unsecured for in formations of vital importance. I have decided to take the chance seeing that no other means could have been faster and more efficient than the E-mail.’
I don't know why I am telling you this...
My ex had a name that started with M.
So, we were M&Ms.
My brother and his wife have T names.
So, T&T.
My sister has never been attached.
I somehow don’t think the two are unrelated.
Putting my pants on is a risk too, but I do it for...
flyoverjoel replied to your post: Reading a post from Blondhousewife.
Getting on the bus is a risk. Everything you do is a risk. That’s no reason you can’t balance safely with risk to experience life’s greatest rewards. Remember: even tweeting from the bus incurs risk.
Shh...
Someone or someones once made me a very generous offer.
And i wouldn’t accept it.
And, I happened to bring it up the other day while talking to the person who arranged the session I was supposed to do.
I told her because I was incredulous that anyone would make such an offer.
And that if I were to take advantage of it, I’d be an opportunist.
And unable to live with myself.
She...
Today, on Crushes.
Romper Bomper Stomper Boo
Tell me, tell me, tell me do.
Magic mirror, tell me today.
Did all my friends have fun at play?
Well, I see Shira ‘Geddy’ Selko.
And Debi, and -dnasty too
There’s stephiehell, gilesmarie
And Juliet is here.
They’re among my crushes.
Sweet and true.
Hi, nice ladies!
Reading a post from Blondhousewife.
It’s one of those things that, when I’m done?
I don’t want to travel anywhere.
If I stay at home.
Nothing bad will happen.
Except for the cat throwing up.
Well, I learned one thing this weekend...
If I am doing CHSH?
I need some boob work.
Currently, letting Miles run the voodoo down.
Some of you will know what I mean…
Poem...
my thoughts
go where
i do not know
they run ahead
of me
and often
chasing after
possibilities
as if afraid
to stay
in this moment
as if
they are
afraid
of me.
Update
I did not buy Pixies tickets today.
Don’t read too much into that.
But that one small gesture means that when I know things are going well.
I may just may have to step out of my comfort zone.
And board a plane on or around April 8.
I hope I can do this.
Literally.
Figuratively.
djrooker asked: Your Freezie habit is well documented. Do you have one hell of a metabolism or will they be knocking down a wall to take you to your Twitter lifetime achievement ceremony at the local arena?
Seriously, any concerns? Personally I have to keep my distance from their frozen deliciousness.
Oh, also your favorite flavour?
Seriously, any concerns? Personally I have to keep my distance from their frozen deliciousness.
Oh, also your favorite flavour?
Well, one package seems to be on its way. One...
CX439045180CA2011/01/29 / 08:59Item on hold at postal facility to verify address of recipientExpedited USA
CX439045176CA2011/01/29 / 06:59Item has been received at the delivery office in the destination country
Today, on Crushes...
Um, Flyoverjoel is getting the best of my love.
I hope Flyoverfi is okay with this.
Randomisms is potatoed by a footfall thumbnail sketch.
Paxochka is letting her little light shine.
Shira looks worn out from Rush Friday.
And Kickassjenn looks intent on being my number one.
Meanwhile, Bestgirlbetty must have said something witty.
To judge by the smile on Lostmustard’s face.
Tune in...
eyeseeyouarein asked: What is your earliest freezie memory?
3rinapricot-deactivated20110707 asked: Have u ever been skydiving?
Do u have a favorite season?
I see u like to send snacks to people, what's your favorite?
Has the quality of your life improved since discovering that u can tumble in bed?
Do u have a favorite season?
I see u like to send snacks to people, what's your favorite?
Has the quality of your life improved since discovering that u can tumble in bed?
lostmustard-deactivated20110424 asked: Hello, askbox. Would you like some popcorn, askbox?
spiralingsidewayz-deactivated20 asked: What book do you always recommend to people when they ask you for a good suggestion?
What was it about that book that made you like it so much?
What was it about that book that made you like it so much?
My askbox is hongry!
gilesmarie-deactivated20120313 asked: Chuck E. Cheese shouldn't exist, nudist or not. Thoughts?
GOOBER!
Ain’t we got fun?
Quoth Blondhousewife....
blondhousewife replied to your video:Let’s commit more sacrilege. Shall we? Roger…
I was never a Pink Floyd fan. The songs meander and got playtime on US stations mostly due to payola and the deejays could eat an entire meal while 1 song was on.
/// I have quite a few of their songs I couldn’t live without. Comfortably Numb among them. The songs do meander. And Roger is an...
Poem?
this for you
who are not here
or beyond here
where do i begin
to lose you
constant as time
is fleeting
and yet you do
elude me at times
and even here
too precise
i limit you
in ways that
make you less essential
and more everyday
which is how
i begin to approach you
who are not
here pleading
let me
not be an imposition
on who you are
or are about to be.
10 albums I would buy and give you right now...
John Coltrane - A Love Supreme.
The Blue Nile - Hats
Prefab Sprout - Jordan: The Comeback
Brian Eno & John Cale - Wrong End Up
Dexys Midnight Runners - Don’t Stand Me Down
Roger Nichols & The Small Circle of Friends - S/T
Marianne Faithfull - Strange Weather
Frank Sinatra - Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim
Etta James - Tell Mama
Dusty Springfield - Dusty in...
rossrants asked: your love of music
my fav. band of all time is Supertramp
Eagles are next, got to see them in past Canada tour
never saw Supertramp, not the same without Hodgson
Cannonball convinced me the band was not what it was or ever will be
I believe some of their children now play for them
are/were you a fan? Both groups.
my fav. band of all time is Supertramp
Eagles are next, got to see them in past Canada tour
never saw Supertramp, not the same without Hodgson
Cannonball convinced me the band was not what it was or ever will be
I believe some of their children now play for them
are/were you a fan? Both groups.