February 2011
Feb 1st
Next on the list for mouth sex?
JUDY SCHU. I just have to see if I can find a bag of Wunderbars. And then? She gets some fun.
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2011
The askbox is open for your marvelous instructions...
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Being followed by another comedy writer.
That’s how he bills himself. I don’t call myself that. Mainly because I just play loosey goosey. It’s for others to decide if it is funny. Meanwhile? I tweeted that Redbook had 45 sweet & hot ways to have fun with a guy and no sweet Thai chili recipes. They RT’d me and linked to a chili recipe. I laughed.
Jan 31st
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Warning...
I will take every opportunity to use Tumblr to shriek like Geddy Lee. SAYLESMEN!
Jan 31st
OOOOOH YEAH, OOOOOH YEAH. FINDING MY WAY!
 shiraselko replied to your post: Hello, Tumblios! How about Tumb Sawyer.
Jan 31st
Hello, Tumblios!
I can’t get the hang of this nickname thing. I’ll just call you Tom Tumbs.
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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Making It Up As I Go Along: Proposing Movie Monday →
thatchris: comedyandpoetry: How about everyone post the 10 movies that they would reccommend to someone? What do you think? Okay, 10 movies I would recommend… 1) Two-Lane Blacktop - Meditative, almost zen like rumination on what happens when you’re out there running just to be on the run, to quote John Prine. 2) Across 110th Street - Greil Marcus once said it should be called...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
Poem?
in no room where we meet with our bodies fast and tender you complete me even though i am not incomplete you open me every time you close my hand in yours.
Jan 31st
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Confession...
Few things make me paranoid like paying taxes. So guess what I am doing today? I collect tax on all of my invoices. Except US ones. And I did quite a few US project invoices toward the end of the year. So the amount of tax I collected v. actual sales is out of whack. Really out of whack Which makes me nervous. Really nervous. Oh well.
Jan 31st
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Apropos of nothing...
Miles Davis On The Corner: Complete Sessions is a mother. A MOTHER. Word.
Jan 31st
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Today...
…I will devote more time to work than to determining a name for this big snogasm we’re supposed to be getting. Honest.
Jan 31st
Also...
To remind you all that no one is a celebrity… …with only a couple of exceptions related to my work, I’ve never been invited to participate in any presentations or be interviewed by the media. Particularly not about social media. Not once. Nor have I won any awards for my social media presence. And I am not only okay with that… …my aim is to keep it that way.
Jan 31st
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But I haven't even been to Suffragette City...
Dear Consignment Beneficiary, My name is Harry James a United State Baggage Handling Officer here at Elk City,OK Municipal Airport and I urgently write to inform you that I have just discovered Two abandoned Metallic Trunk Boxes in our storage office bearing your Name and your contact email on it.Note that with instructions handed me by my superior officer you are advised to confirm and...
Jan 31st
Spammers really don't know you have to get to your...
‘Though i have not considered this medium to be the  best manner to have approached you on this issue being that the Internet has been greatly abused over the recent years and is very unsecured for in formations of vital importance. I have decided to take the chance seeing that no other means could have been faster and more efficient than the E-mail.’
Jan 31st
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I don't know why I am telling you this...
My ex had a name that started with M. So, we were M&Ms. My brother and his wife have T names. So, T&T. My sister has never been attached. I somehow don’t think the two are unrelated.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Putting my pants on is a risk too, but I do it for...
 flyoverjoel replied to your post: Reading a post from Blondhousewife. Getting on the bus is a risk. Everything you do is a risk. That’s no reason you can’t balance safely with risk to experience life’s greatest rewards. Remember: even tweeting from the bus incurs risk.
Jan 31st
Shh...
Someone or someones once made me a very generous offer. And i wouldn’t accept it.  And, I happened to bring it up the other day while talking to the person who arranged the session I was supposed to do. I told her because I was incredulous that anyone would make such an offer. And that if I were to take advantage of it, I’d be an opportunist. And unable to live with myself. She...
Jan 31st
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Today, on Crushes.
Romper Bomper Stomper Boo Tell me, tell me, tell me do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Did all my friends have fun at play? Well, I see Shira ‘Geddy’ Selko. And Debi, and -dnasty too There’s stephiehell, gilesmarie And Juliet is here. They’re among my crushes. Sweet and true. Hi, nice ladies!
Jan 31st
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Reading a post from Blondhousewife.
It’s one of those things that, when I’m done? I don’t want to travel anywhere. If I stay at home. Nothing bad will happen. Except for the cat throwing up.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Well, I learned one thing this weekend...
If I am doing CHSH? I need some boob work.
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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Currently, letting Miles run the voodoo down.
Some of you will know what I mean…
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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Poem...
my thoughts go where  i do not know they run ahead of me and often chasing after possibilities as if afraid to stay in this moment as if  they are afraid of me.
Jan 30th
Update
I did not buy Pixies tickets today. Don’t read too much into that. But that one small gesture means that when I know things are going well. I may just may have to step out of my comfort zone. And board a plane on or around April 8. I hope I can do this. Literally. Figuratively.
Jan 30th
djrooker asked: Your Freezie habit is well documented. Do you have one hell of a metabolism or will they be knocking down a wall to take you to your Twitter lifetime achievement ceremony at the local arena?

Seriously, any concerns? Personally I have to keep my distance from their frozen deliciousness.

Oh, also your favorite flavour?
Jan 30th
Well, one package seems to be on its way. One...
CX439045180CA2011/01/29 / 08:59Item on hold at postal facility to verify address of recipientExpedited USA CX439045176CA2011/01/29 / 06:59Item has been received at the delivery office in the destination country
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
Today, on Crushes...
Um, Flyoverjoel is getting the best of my love. I hope Flyoverfi is okay with this. Randomisms is potatoed by a  footfall thumbnail sketch. Paxochka is letting her little light shine. Shira looks worn out from Rush Friday. And Kickassjenn looks intent on being my number one. Meanwhile, Bestgirlbetty must have said something witty. To judge by the smile on Lostmustard’s face. Tune in...
Jan 30th
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eyeseeyouarein asked: What is your earliest freezie memory?
Jan 30th
3rinapricot-deactivated20110707 asked: Have u ever been skydiving?
Do u have a favorite season?
I see u like to send snacks to people, what's your favorite?
Has the quality of your life improved since discovering that u can tumble in bed?
Jan 30th
lostmustard-deactivated20110424 asked: Hello, askbox. Would you like some popcorn, askbox?
Jan 30th
spiralingsidewayz-deactivated20 asked: What book do you always recommend to people when they ask you for a good suggestion?

What was it about that book that made you like it so much?
Jan 30th
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My askbox is hongry!
Jan 30th
gilesmarie-deactivated20120313 asked: Chuck E. Cheese shouldn't exist, nudist or not. Thoughts?
Jan 29th
GOOBER!
Ain’t we got fun?
Jan 29th
Quoth Blondhousewife....
 blondhousewife replied to your video:Let’s commit more sacrilege. Shall we? Roger… I was never a Pink Floyd fan. The songs meander and got playtime on US stations mostly due to payola and the deejays could eat an entire meal while 1 song was on. /// I have quite a few of their songs I couldn’t live without. Comfortably Numb among them. The songs do meander. And Roger is an...
Jan 29th
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Poem?
this for you who are not here or beyond here where do i begin to lose you constant as time is fleeting and yet you do elude me at times and even here too precise i limit you in ways that make you less essential  and more everyday which is how i begin to approach you who are not here pleading let me not be an imposition on who you are  or are about to be.
Jan 29th
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10 albums I would buy and give you right now...
John Coltrane - A Love Supreme. The Blue Nile - Hats Prefab Sprout - Jordan: The Comeback Brian Eno & John Cale - Wrong End Up Dexys Midnight Runners - Don’t Stand Me Down Roger Nichols & The Small Circle of Friends - S/T Marianne Faithfull - Strange Weather Frank Sinatra - Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim Etta James - Tell Mama Dusty Springfield - Dusty in...
Jan 29th
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rossrants asked: your love of music

my fav. band of all time is Supertramp
Eagles are next, got to see them in past Canada tour

never saw Supertramp, not the same without Hodgson
Cannonball convinced me the band was not what it was or ever will be
I believe some of their children now play for them

are/were you a fan? Both groups.
Jan 29th