March 2011
I've realized...
I’m like the Red Sea of Tweeters.
I split the crowd down the middle.
Half are okay with the volume and content.
Half aren’t.
I’m biblical.
Freezies is a Canadian term. That's why it needs...
julietinawe replied to your post:Can you please explain what freezies are to the new crowd? Thanks.
Why does this need explaining?? confused in Canada.
frozenrope-deactivated20110401 asked: Can you please explain what freezies are to the new crowd? Thanks.
CHSH
judyschu replied to your post:I Love Judy Schu! (enough that I should get off my ass and book the flight…)
wha wha WHAT?!?
I Love Judy Schu! (enough that I should get off my...
judyschu replied to your post: And this week?
Yay!!!! I think there will be some Local snack-food shopping to be done for a certain Canadian I know!
And this week?
We go shopping for yummies for LostMustard!
TITSANDSASS ROCKS!
TWEET THAT!
titsandsass replied to your post: BOOGERS!
FREEZIES! BEER! COOCHIE! TACOS!
Dude, FREEZIES!
BOOGERS!
February 2011
Poem?
poseidon awakes
but does not answer
when i call on him
he does not
recognize me
as one of his own
but i bring the rain
wherever i go
it is a constant
a comfort
and every word
i write
is an island
isolated
from me
a place
i can no longer live
for i
am lost
at sea.
mentalvasectomy.com: @wordsworthinc →
vasectomy:
I get it’s awesome! :) “By any criteria or definition the Halifax Citadel is a very ‘special place’. The Halifax Citadel has been commemorated as a nationally significant symbol of Halifax’s role as a principal naval station in the British Empire and of the city’s importance to Canada’s…
/// In case you were wondering why working on a Halifax Citadel site is a very major thing...
I get a kick out of you. Especially when you...
blondhousewife replied to your post: For those keeping score…
I find that to be crap. I think you are funny. Therefore you are funny. Case closed.
Oh, Mental, what am I going to do with you?
vasectomy replied to your post:I don’t know what to tell you, but the Halifax Citadel is as prestigious a project as it gets.
Well I googled it and still really don’t get it. Parks of canada something something.. :) If you are happy, I am happy for you! Cheers man!
I RT'd it. Because I always do. I just do what I...
julietinawe replied to your post: For those keeping score…
What is this? Nonsense. And I hate that people seem to think the only thing one can “be” on Twitter is funny.
block
titsandsass replied to your post: For those keeping score…
the fuck? who would say that?
I don't know what to tell you, but the Halifax...
vasectomy said: I need more explaining!
For those keeping score...
I’m not funny anymore on Twitter.
Never mind that I never said I was.
But it’s now official.
Having been pointed out to me.
I am sorry for misleading you all.
Forgive me.
lostmustard-deactivated20110424 asked: Can I have some snacks, please? :)
So...
I have been told that I can tell you that my big project is to rewrite a series of websites for Park Canada.
The sites are all linked to the Halifax Defence Complex.
Five fortifications built to protect Halifax.
The most significant being the Halifax Citadel.
The meeting went well
We need to go deeper in some places.
Less informal than others.
But no major concerns at all.
So, um, yeah.
...
At least I know...
Some people remember Julian Cope.
You know...
I feel bad for Melissa Leo.
One FBomb on the Oscars, and now a bunch of people think she’s crass.
You could tell she was genuinely surprised.
Almost in shock.
And that was before she said it.
Go lightly on her.
It’s just a word.
As to the critics.
To paraphrase Cee-Lo: Forget them.
Big meeting this morning...
…about my major project.
The person who is handling the website has been fine with what I’ve done to date.
Now, I’ll see how the person in charge feels.
So, as you may guess, I am a bit nervous.
I’m going to see if I am okay to talk about what I’m doing.
So I can tell you.
As I said, it’s rather high profile.
If you're wondering why I dropped an FBomb in...
She uses it.
And it was a tweet about Aquaman.
AQUAMAN!
Last night...
I get a DM from someone who wanted to use this one liner in their standup act…
Don’t hate me because I hate you because you’re beautiful.
I had tweeted that some time ago.
It’s an old thing.
It’s probably been done by someone else.
Still, this individual thought it was the best one-liner they’d heard.
And they want to pick my brain.
Probably a zombie.
If you want to know the difference between Canada...
Melissa Leo’s FBomb wasn’t censored here.
But moments later, the PG rating appeared on the screen.
Yep. In Canada, in prime time, you can curse.
The Sopranos aired here on a private major broadcaster in prime time uncut.
Canada.
We’re godless socialists.
And we’re coming for you.
Confession...
If you’ve read Shari’s post about her Tumblr guest hosts, you should know that if I guest for you, I’ll be dropping at least one FBomb.
Poem.
attuned to all things
and nothing
in particular
it is the weather
inside ecstasy
that escapes me
nude dreams
of something else
confer some kind
of timid repose
but i feel friction
the shape
of tomorrow
as yet
uncertain
like a question
hanging in the air
and no reply
but my breath
which leaves me
here always
and impossible
for now
but one day
i will be
good
one day
i...
Confession...
Nothing quite excites me like the drums and horns that kick Chuck Mangione’s Children of Sanchez into hyperdrive.
Poem?
when naked rain
implores you
to go under
and all the world
is a kind
of veiled threat
where do you
hide your heart
so that no one sees you
i’ve tried
but i cannot
forget my home.
Clarification...
Though the songs I selected for my first love are High on Emotion and Stoned, it does not mean my first love is pot.
Nor that m’lady is a stoner.
So get that out of your head.
Now, one thing I like about Lewis Taylor’s Stoned is the pregnant pause of:
‘girl you made me come… to realize.’
It reminds me of Save it For Later:
‘Just hold my hand while I...
Here's the thing...
I am pretty much going to be putting that Lewis Taylor video here every excuse I get.
So just buy the damn album already.
WatchMusic I associate with my ‘first love’ now…
PREROLL ADS ON MUSIC VIDEOS SUCK!
I don't think we talked much, so being asked to...
rossrants replied to your post: If nothing else…
she’s talked to me frequently
If nothing else...
I had Shari talk to me on Twitter.
And I had her say Freezies.
And ‘fuck’.
Not bad, huh?
You know...
…I still have Shari’s account for a little bit longer.
I might could knock out one more joke or two…
And then?
I had Shari drop an F-Bomb!
We’re through the looking glass now, kids!
And the best part is?
Shari totally saw me talking to myself…
Yeah, so....
Shariv67 is asking me about Judge Judy and FREEZIES now…
I am seriously tempted...
To have a conversation on Twitter between me and @shariv67.
Just to mess with people.
For those of you who keep track of snacks...
Canada now has Easter Creme Egg snack cakes.
Oh yes, you read that right.
Now, who’s your daddy?